This adds to my ever growing list of accomplishments / endorsements. Though it is clearly bragging, I must point out that previously I have:
I must admit, however, that this is the biggest, most surprising achievement yet. To be intentionally excluded from the GQ Magazine list of least significant people, while President Barack Obama is intentionally included, is an honor only a select few can hope to achieve.
I want to thank my wife, my parents, and both readers of this influential blog.